Last Saturday night I took pictures at my brother's work Christmas party. People kept asking me if he was my brother. I told them he was just some mentally challenged boy we found one day wondering around a used bread store, so I wasn't really related to him. I just feel bad for his poor wife. She has to go out in public with him.
I'm pretty sure your "Stinky Brother" is an alien, and gets his moisture from sucking on rocks. At least, that's what he told me when he was 6 years old.
ReplyDeleteNo, your stinky brother has an illness caused by eating too much dirt. (Mmm...tastes like brownies!)
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